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The Lardener – Instructions

Move with the arrow keys. Interact with objects by moving to them. Buy all of the things at the online store, earn $1000, and lose all of your extra weight to win!!!

The Lardener – Game Description

The Lardener is a simulation/role playing sequel to The Lounger.  In this game, you can play texas hold ‘em, blackjack,  and other computer games to help the Lardener lose weight and get his life back on track.